Wednesday, August 3, 2011

From the Totally Irrelevant Realm of Randomness: Chris "The Crippler" Leben is the Ol' Dirty Bastard of MMA!

See the resemblance?
If there's three guys in the entire world who just don't give two rabbit terds about anything, they would have to be UFC middleight Chris Leben, deceased hip hop star Ol' Dirty Bastard of the Wu Tang Clan, and the janitor who used to sell weed to all the kids back in high school. Since the latter is currently serving a sentence for something that had to do with cheerleaders and field trips to hotels, I'll focus on the first two.

Chris "The Crippler" Leben is a man's man; a dude's dude. He's cocky, ignorant, and could probably care less that the American economy is shrinking like Roy Nelson on the Dolce diet (as if that'll ever happen). Anyway, Chris Leben is just a madman. With his colorful hair and even more colorful attitude, Leben is the psychotic 'Murdock-from-the-A Team' of the UFC roster. A knockout artist with a total twelve knockouts and three UFC "Knockout of the Night" bonuses to his name, Leben has the fight stats to back up his bad boy personality.

Ol' Dirty Bastard, a.k.a. ODB, a.k.a Dirt Dog, a.k.a Dirt McGirt, a.k.a Ason, a.k.a Osirus, a.k.a Big Baby Jesus, is one of hip hop's most memorable characters. Ol' Dirty Bastard was the insane lunatic of the legendary Wu Tan Clan. He is probably most well known on wax for his gritty voice and random, often off-tune singing. Off wax, ODB never left the street life, and was constantly getting into trouble with the law. Bottom line- yo, dude was crazy (in a good for hip hop kind of way). ODB, rest in peace!

"Why did he write this entry?", you might ask. Honestly, I really don't have an answer for that question. All I know is that I know a crazy guy when I see one.

"Oohh baby I like it raw!!!"

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