Saturday, July 30, 2011

Watch the Rampage Jackson "Alpha" Remix

"I'm an alpha!!!" -The king of 'motorboating' describing his peculiar chauvinistic personality.

Only Rampage can get away with humping random women. I tried it one time. It was the plus-size security guard at my job. But that operation ended in a speedy first round TKO, with me crushed between two snack machines. I would have never guessed that the same woman who greeted me with such suggestive, flirtatious smiles, just before asking for half of my Twinkie, would treat me so badly.

That's alright though. I know deep down she's really feelin' me. She's just playing hard to get.

I'll try harder next time. And I might take a few pointers from Rampage Jackson via this awesome highlight video that remixes some of his colorful escapades.

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