Wednesday, August 4, 2010

That Must Hurt: Diagnosing John Howard's Eye


John Howard sufferred more than a loss at Sunday night's 'UFC on Versus 2.' A barrage of elbows and strikes from Jake Ellenberger left Howard with an eye black enough to darken a small room. This is obviously no "put a cold steak on it" shiner. . .


The Diagnosis:
Periorbital Hematoma (black eye) due to Ecchymosis (severe bruising) and possible orbital or orbital floor fracture requiring surgery with implantation of metal plate and screws.

Translation:
John Howard looks like his eye is suffering from a case of plumber's butt.

Conclusion:
Howard can forget about any contact training for at least three months.

(Photo Props: MMASucka.com)

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